I know an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly
Perhaps she'll die.
I know an old lady who swallowed a spider
That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly
I don't know why she swallowed the fly
Perhaps she'll die.
I love little pussy,
Her coat is so warm,
And if I don't hurt her,
She'll do me no harm.
So I'll not pull her tail,
Nor drive her away,
But pussy and I,
Very gently will play.
She shall sit by my side
And I'll give her some food;
And pussy will love me
Because I am good.
I'll pat pretty pussy,
And then she will purr;
And thus show her thanks
For my kindness to her.
I saw a little bunny
Going hop, hop, hop.
I said, "Please, Mr. Bunny,
Won't you stop, stop, stop."
He flapped his big, long ears
And had no word to say,
And before I could get near him
He had hop, hop, hopped away!
I went to visit a farm one day,
I saw a cow across the way,
And what do you think I heard it say?
Moo, moo, moo! Moo, moo, moo!
I went to visit a farm one day,
I saw a sheep across the way,
And what do you think I heard it say?
Baa, baa, baa! Baa, baa, baa!
I went to visit a farm one day,
I saw a pig across the way,
And what do you think I heard it say?
Oink, oink, oink! Oink, oink, oink!
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride
If turnips were watches, I'd wear one by my side,
If, If's and And's were pots and pans, there would be no need for tinkers.
If you’re happy and you know it,
Clap your hands.
If you're happy and you know it,
Clap your hands.
If you're happy and you know it,
And you really want to show it,
If you're happy and you know it,
Clap your hands.
If you're happy and you know it,
Stamp your feet.
If you're happy and you know it,
Stamp your feet.
If you're happy and you know it,
And you really want to show it,
If you're happy and you know it,
Stamp your feet.
Incy wincy spider climbed up the waterspout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out,
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
So Incy wincy spider climbed up the spout again.
Incy wincy spider climbed up the waterspout,
Down came the rain and washed the spider out,
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain,
So Incy wincy spider climbed up the spout again.
It's raining, it's pouring
The old man is snoring
He went to bed
And he bumped his head
And he couldn't get up in the morning.
Rain, rain, go away
Come again some other day
Rain, rain, go away
Come again some other day.
It's raining, it's pouring
The old man is snoring
He went to bed
And he bumped his head
And he couldn't get up in the morning.
Rain, rain, go away
Come again some other day
Rain, rain, go away
Come again some other day.
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.
Up Jack got and home did trot
As fast as he could caper;
And went to bed to mend his head
With vinegar and brown paper.
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick,
Jack jump over
The candlestick.
