Oddly enough, there is a
“Unicorn Pleasure Ring” in existence.
Research reveals that Hitler lifted
the infamous swastika from a unicorn
emerging from a colorful rainbow.
Nazi to unicorn: “You’ re not coming
out with me dressed in that ridiculous
outfit.” You can finally tell your daughter
that unicorns are real. One ripped the head off
a waxwork of Adolf Hitler, police said.
April 22 is a nice day. I really like it.
I mean it’ s not as fantastic as that Hitler
unicorn ass but it’ s pretty special to me.
CREAMING bald eagle there is a tiny Abe
Lincoln boxing a tiny Hitler. MAGIC UNICORNS
“You’ re really a unicorn?” “Yes. Now
kiss my feet.” Hitler as a great man.
Hitler... mm yeah, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler,
Hitler, Hitler, Hitler... German food is so bad,
even Hitler was a vegetarian, just like a unicorn.
I was sort of doodling Hitler at my friend’ s
house and we couldn’ t stop watching
unicorn hardcore soft porn abortion e-cards
containing scenes in which the baby angora unicorn
and Hitler stay warm on a cold night.
This blog is dedicated to the individual
mystery of Hitler’ s moustache and my book of poems
to becoming a unicorn. That unicorn is worse than Hitler.
The unicorn has always been a mythological animal:
Flossy Unicorn Puppet Show Cats That Look Like Hitler Pez Dispensers
Unicorn believers don’ t declare fatwas.
So worry about something more important
like getting hit in a collision between
a comet being ridden by Elvis, and Hitler
riding a Unicorn. It’ s a psychedelic unicorn light show
and you know that’ s groovy baby!